I have to take a moment to share the creativity of my son, Jasen (or as we like to call him, "Rhyme Master J"). This is the rap he wrote for science class this week. It's a remix of "Baby Got Back".
I like Big
Rocks
by Jasen Melville
I like big rocks and I cannot lie
No others can deny
There’s metamorphosis, sedimentary and igneous
Metamorphic rocks form from underground, so give me
a pound
Sedimentary rocks form from layers, but they aint no
football playas
Igneous rock forms from magma, but it aint my mama
That’s how the rocks form, so stay in your dorm
And get ready for the brain storm
I like big rocks and I cannot lie
No others can deny
There’s metamorphosis, sedimentary and igneous
Metamorphic rock forms in high pressure and a really
high temperature
Sedimentary rock forms from sediment and it could
use a new apartment
Igneous rock forms from cooling lava, but it’s
hotter than a cup of java
And that’s my song; it’s cooler than the emperor’s
gong
This song is better than honey, plus it’s a little
funny