Science Class Rap: I Like Big Rocks

I have to take a moment to share the creativity of my son, Jasen (or as we like to call him, "Rhyme Master J"). This is the rap he wrote for science class this week. It's a remix of "Baby Got Back".

I like Big Rocks

by Jasen Melville

I like big rocks and I cannot lie

No others can deny

There’s metamorphosis, sedimentary and igneous

Metamorphic rocks form from underground, so give me a pound

Sedimentary rocks form from layers, but they aint no football playas

Igneous rock forms from magma, but it aint my mama

That’s how the rocks form, so stay in your dorm

And get ready for the brain storm

I like big rocks and I cannot lie

No others can deny

There’s metamorphosis, sedimentary and igneous

Metamorphic rock forms in high pressure and a really high temperature

Sedimentary rock forms from sediment and it could use a new apartment

Igneous rock forms from cooling lava, but it’s hotter than a cup of java

And that’s my song; it’s cooler than the emperor’s gong

This song is better than honey, plus it’s a little funny